‘Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.’

‘Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised.’

‘Harry gripped his penis tighter and shook it up and and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.’

‘“It’s the way you’re moving your penis,” said Hermione, watching Ron critically. “‘You don’t want to wave it, it’s more of a sharp JAB.”’

‘”Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.” Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.”

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